Archive for November, 2011

Getting ready for Santa Paws

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011

Big Bitch was on her hands and knees picking up my toys and she declared, “Cocoa, you will not get any new toys this year from Santa Paws unless you get rid of some of these ratty, disgusting old things.  There are probably dogs somewhere that do not have any toys, and here you are with an overflowing basket!”

Anybody want a squawking hedgehog with his ear chewed off?  How about a woobie with extra-crusty fur?

I think there may be a new Kong in my future…

Going out – no, not that!

Sunday, November 6th, 2011

Well, I guess going out means different things, depending on one’s perspective.  When Big Bitch asks me if I want to go out, it’s to the dog patch of historic smells.  But when she goes out, it is usually not to pee on a tree.  

She told me that we are all GOING OUT tonight, and that Bristol will be there.  My, it’s a wonderful day!